A Wednesday! Dialogues

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Anupam Kher
Nasseruddin Shah
Jimmy Shergil

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A STUPID COMMON MAN WANTING TO CLEAN HIS HOUSE......

Anupam Kher
Nasseruddin Shah

Shah: Aur Ab Infact, Aap Log Mera Ye Kaam Pura Karenge, Aaj Abhi.

Kher: Sorry, Mai Kuch Samajha Nahi.

Shah: Aapke Ghar Me Cockroach Aata Hai To Aap Kya Karte Hai Rathore Sahab, Aap Usko Palte Nahi Marte Hai. Ye Charo Cockroach Mera Ghar Ganda Kar Rahe The, Aur Aaj Mai Aapna Ghar Saaf Karna Chahta Hu.

Kher: Tum, Tum Ho Kaun ??

Shah: Mai Wo Hu Jo Aaj Bus Aur Train Me Chadne Se Darta Hai, Mai Wo Hu Jo Kaam Pe Jaata Hai To Uski Biwi Ko Lagta Hai Ki Jung Par Jaa Raha Hai, Pata Nahi Lautega Yaa Nahi, Har Do Ghante Baad Phone Karti Hai Ki Chai Pee Ki Nahi? Khana Khaya ki Nahi? Darasal Wo Ye Janna Chahti Hai KI Mai Jinda Hu Yaa Nahi. Mai Wo Hu Jo Kabhi Barsaat Me Phasta Hai,Kabhi
Blast Me. Mai Wo Hu Jo Kabhi Kisi Ke Haath Me Tasbih Dekhkar Shak Karta Hai. Aur Mai Wo Bhi Hu Jo AajKal Daadi Badan
Aur Topi Pahanne Se Ghabrata Hai, Business Ke Liye Dukan Kharidta Hai To Sochata Hai Ki Naam Kya Rakhu.. Kanhi Dange Me Mera Naam Dekhkar Meri Dukaan Naa Jala De. Jhagada Kisi Ka Bhi Ho Bewajah Marta Mai Hi Hu.. Bhid To Dekhi Hogi Naa Aapne , Bhid Me Se Koi Ak Shakl Chun Lijiye, Mai Wo Hu. I Am Just A Stupid Comman Man , Wanting To Clean His House.

Kher: Aaj Achanak Ye Stupid Comman Man Kaise Jagg Gaya, Wo Bhi Chhe Kilo RDX Ke Saath..

Shah: Kuu, Jagg Gaya To Taklif Ho Rahi Hai ?? Jindgi Bhar Ghut - Ghut Ke Marte Rahna Chahiye Tha Mujhe .. Aur Ye Achanak Nahi Hua Hai Rathore Sahab, Yu Kahiye Ki Time Nahi Mila , Roji - Roti Ke Chakkar Me Ye Kaam Jara Neglect Ho Gaya, Lekin Der Aaye Durast Aaye.. Wo Baaki Ka Ak Cockroach Bhi Aaj Hi Marega..

Kher: Lekin Ye Chaar Hi Kyo ?? Aur Bhi To Hai..

Shah: Maine Lottery Nikali In Chaaro Ka Naam Aaya..

Kher: Tum Ye Kah Rahe Ho Ki, Agar Humne Is Ak Ibrahim Ko Nahi Mara , To Naa Jane Kitne Begunaho Ko Tum Mar Doge

Shah: Are, Ve Log To Waise Bhi Marenge, Rathore Sahab, Aaj Nahi To Kal Aur, Ibrahim Khan Jaise Hi Log Marenge Unhe. Pichhali Baar Train Me Mara Is Baar Kanhi Aur Marenge, Aur Tab Tak Marte Rahege Jab Tak Hum Inhe Jawab Dena Nahi Sikhenge ..

Kher: Tum Ho Kya ??

Shah: Matlab ??

Kher: Hindu Ho Musalman Ho , Kya Ho ??

Shah: Mere Majahab Ka Isse Kuch Lena Dena Nahi He..

Kher: Lena Dena He..

Shah: Mene Kaha Naa I Am Just The Stupid Common Man

Kher: Stupid Common Man

Shah: Right

Kher: Tumhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Pakde Jane Kaa, Maare Jane Kaa..

Shah: Shayad

Kher: Be Specific, Haa Ya Naa..

Shah: Haa

Kher: To Phir Ye Dar Yaad Rakhna, Aur Ye Mat Sochna Ki Tum Aam Aadmi Kaa Jhanda Dikhakar Bach Jaoge, Tum Jo Saabit Kar Rahe Ho Naa Wo..

Shah: Mai Saabit Kuch Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Rathore Sahab Mai Sirf Aapko Yaad Dilana Chahta Hu Ki Logo Mai Gussa Bahut Hai Unhe Aazmana Band Kajiye. We are Resiliant By Force Not By Choice. Aapko Bebas Karne Me Mujhe Sirf Chaar Hafte Lage. Aapko Kya Lagta Hai Ki Jo Log Hame Marte Hai Wo Humse Jyada Intelligent Hai. Are InterNet Par Bomb Type karKe
earch Mariye Teen Sau Baawan Sides Milengi, Ki Bomb Kaise Banaya Jata Hai , Kya - Kya Equipment Estmal Hota, Saara Information Aasani se Access Hota Hai Muft Me. Aap Jante Hai Ki Kapde Dhone Kaa Sabun Tak Ak Potential Bumb Hota Hai, Mujhe Lagta Hai Ke Common Man Ke Liye Isse Jyada Useful Product Aaj Tak Nahi Bana. Galti Hamari Hai Hum Log Bahot Jaldi Used To Ho Jate Hai , Ak Aisa Hadsa Hota Hai To Channel Badal - Badal Kar Sara Majra Dekh Liya SMS Kiya Phone Kiya, Shukr Manaya Ki Hum Log Bach Gaye Aur Hum Us Situation Se Ladne Ki Bajay Hum Uske Saath Adjust Karna Shuru Kar Dete Hai. Par Hamari Bhi Majburi Hai Naa, Hume Ghar Chalana Hota Hai Sahab, Isliye Hum Sarkar Chunte Hai Ki Wo Mulk Chalaye. Aap log, Sarkar , Police Force, Intelligence Saksham Hai Is Tarah Ke Pest Control Ke liye , Lekin Aap Log Kar Nahi Rahe Hai, Sirf Shah Diye Jaa Rahe Hai.. Why Are You Not Nipping Them In The Bud ?? Ak Aadmi Gunahgar Hai Yaa Nahi
Isko Saabit Karne Mai Aapko Das Saal Lag Jaate Hai, Aapko Ye Nahi Lagta Hai Ki Ye Aapki Kabliyat Par Saawal Hai, Ye Saara Natak Band Hona Chahiye, This Hole Blady System Is Fraud. AAp Jaise Log In Kido Kaa Safaya Nahi Karetge To Hame Jhadu Uthani Hogi, Lekin Kya Hai Usse Hamari Civilized Society Kaa Balance Bigad Jayega, Lekin Kya Kare, Rathore Sahab Mujhe Yakin Hai ki Jo Train Blast Huye wo Sirf Ak Terrorist activity Nahi Thi, Wo Ak Bahot Bada Saawal Tha, Aur Wo Sawaal Ye Tha Ki Bhai Hum To Tumhe Isi Tarah Marenge, Tum Kya Kar Loge ?? Yes, They asked UsThis Question On A Friday, Repited It On Tuseday And I Am Just Replaying On Wednesday.

Kher: Tumhari Ye Home Made Add Salt Toothpaste Wali Philosophy Galat Hai Ye Sahi Tarika Nahi Hai.

Shah: Haa Janata Huu..Lekin Aaj Mai Tarike Ke Baare Me Nahi Natije Ke Baare Me Soch Raha Huu.

Kher: Tumhara Koi Jaan - Pahachan Wala Mara THa In Blast Me ??

Shah: Kuu.. Mujhe Us Din Kaa Intzaar Karna Chahiye Jab Mera Koi Apna Bewajah Is Tarah Ki Jalil Maut Mare Tab Apko Mera Ye Kadam Jayaj Malum Hoga.......Haa Janana Hi Nai To Suniye, Mera Apna Koi Tha Us Train Me....Bis - Ikkis Saal Kaa Tha.. Naam Nahi Janta Hu Mai Uska, Roz Milta tha First class Me..Fatak Pe Latke, Muskura Ke, Haath Hila ke Hello Kahta Tha, Mai BHi jawab Me Usko Hello Kahta Tha.. Aise Bahot Sare Log The Ek - Dusre Ko Naam Se Nahi Jante The Par Sirf Hello Se Jante The.. Hadse Se Ek Roz Pahle Usne Muskura ke Mujhe Apni Engagement Ring Dikhayi Thi, He Was Very Happy.. Agle Roz Meri Train Miss Ho gayi Me Bach Gaya,Par Wo Nahi Bacha.. Uske Baad Me Train Me Gaya To Meri Jaan - Pahchan Ka Koi Nahi Tha Sab Naye Chahre The..

Kher: To Ye Sab Tum Un Chahro Ke Liye Kar Rahe Ho ..

Shah: Nahi, Nahi, Nahi.. Mai Itna Bhi Emotional Yaa Sentimental Nahi Hu. I am Always New, What Loss Is ?? Apno ko Marte Huye Dekha Hai Maine.. Lekin Sahab Ye Acseptable Nahi Hai.. Ki Koi ....... Button Dabakar Ye Faisala Kare Ki Mujhe Kab Marna hai. Unhe FaKhar Hai Bayanwe Par, Triyanwe Par, Do Hazar Chhe Pe, Gujrat, Mumbai, Dilli, Malegaon Pe, Mujhe Fakhar Hai Khud Pe Ki Mai Aise Logo Ko Mar Raha Hu..Mai Koi Massiha Nahi Hu Rathore Sahab, Aur Ye Mai Kisi Ke Liye Nahi Apne Liye Kar Raha Hu.. Mai Chahta Hu Ki Mera Bachcha Agar Ghar Se Bahar Nikle To Bekhouf Ghume Kanhi Bhi Kabhi Bhi, Train Me, Bus Me Kanhi Bhi..

Kher: Mai Tumhe Sanajh Nahi Paa Raha hu..

Shah: Kyoki Mere Reasons, Aur Mere Demands Ajib Se Hai.

Kher: shayad,

Shah: Be Definate Haa Ya Naa.

Kher: Haa

Shah: Wo Log Mere Jaise Do Sou Ko Mare To Thik Hai Aur Mai Un Jaise Chaar Ko Maru To Ye Ajib Saa Hai, Apki Galti Nahi Hai Aam Aadmi Se Yahi Ummid Ki Jati Hai, Aam Aadmi Ki Tarah Jiyo Aam Aadmi ki Tarah Bardasht Karo Aur Aam Aadmi Ki Tarah Maro. Apne Aap Ko Hi Dekh Lijiye, Jab Tak Aapko Nahi Malum Tha Ki Mai Kaun Hu, To Aap Dar Bhi Rahe The Aur Mujhe Seriously Bhi Le Rahe The, Ab Mene Aapko Bata Diya Ki Me Ak Aam Aadmi Hu To Aapki Aawaz Me Achanak Ak Confidence Aa Gaya Hai, Shayad Aap Ye Bhi Soch Rahe Ho Ki, Achchha, Terrorist Nahi Hai Aam Aadmi Hai Tab To Pakad Lunga.

Kher: Nahi, Aisa Nahi Hai.

Shah: Aisa, Naa Ho To Behtar Hai, Kyoki Saare Bombs Wahi Ke Wahi Hai. Rathore Sahab, Aarif Ye Aap Dono Par Depend Karta Hai Ki Ye Mera Aakhari Call Hoga Yaa Nahi..

Terrorists Try To Actuate Jimmy Shergill ..

Terrorist 1 : Kya Naam Hai Aapka ??

Aarif : Jaruri Nahi Hai.

Terrorist 1 : Wakai,, Miyan Aapko Kya Lag Raha Hai ? Hamare Saath Kya Ho Raha Hai ?

Terrorist 2 : Bhai, In Logo Ke Sahme Huye Chahre Dekhkar To Ye Raha Hai Ki Hum Riha Hone Wale Hai, Mujhe To

Ye Bhi Lag Raha Hai Ki..

Terrorist 1 : Aag, Hamko Hamari Jawani Yaad Aa Gayi. Hum Bhi Bilkul Tumhari Tarah The, Maut Ke Goud Me Baithate To Bhi Bilkul Akad Ke.glamour.raafatrola.com
Chhe Saal Kaa Tha Mere Abbajaan Ki Kisi Se Jaati Dushmani Thi, Teen Log Mere School Aaye Aur Mujhe

Utha Kar Le Gaye, Un Logo Ne Mere Badle Paise Maange Abbajaan Ne De Diye, Lekin Un Logo Ki Bhukh Nahi Miti

Mujhe Behisab Mara, Jaan Gale Tak Aa Gayi Itna Mara, Jab Thak Gaye To Mere Dahine Pair Me Rassi Daali Aur Ak

Ped Par Latka Kar Jane Lage. Maine Aawaj Lagayi, Unme Se Ak Mudaa Maine Use Kaha Ki Chcha Ager Latkana Hi

Hai To Aam Ke Ped Se Latka Do, Woo Aadmi Has Pada Mujhe Utarne Ko Bola. Utra To Mere Sar Par Ak Tappi Mari

Aur Ghar Bhej Diya, Mai Bach Gaya .. Chaar Saal Baad Mene Un Teeno Ko Usi Ped Se Latka Kar Mara .. Esko Bhi

Yahi Maar Do Naa Miyan ..

watch the dialogue Electric Baba Interview .. Shocking Shambhuji form the movie A wednesday

Reporter : Ye Wahi Electric Pole Hai, Jisse Kal Raat Ak Aadmi Pandrah Minute Tak Chipakne Ke Baad Bhi Jinda

Bach Gaye, Ji Haa Shambhuji Kal Raat Jab Apni Factory Se Wabas Lout Rahe The To Wo Isi Daldal Me Jaa Gire Aur

Ak Khule Taar Ke Karan Wo Shidhe Jaakar Is Pole Se Chipak Gaye, Aur Pandrah Minute Tak Hajaro Volt Ke Jhatke

Khane Ke Baad Bhi Chamatkarik Rup Se Bach Gaye, To Aaiye Is Adabhut Ghatna Se Gujarne Wale, Maaf Kijiyega

Gujarkar Wapas Loutne Wale Shambhuji Se kuch Baate Karte Hai..
Shambhuji Kaisa Mahsus Kar Rahe Hai Aap ??

Shambhuji : Bahot Achchha Lag Raha Hai..

Reporter : Achchha, Hamare Darshako Ye Bataiye Ki Jab Hararo Volt Ke Jhatke Aapke Sharir Se Gujar Rahe The To

Aapko Kaisa Mahsus Ho Raha Tha ??

Shambhuji : Mast , Bahot Achchha Lag Raha Tha..

Reporter : Achchha, Aajkal Log Aapko Electric Baba Kahte Hai, To Is Naye Naam Se Aapko Kaisa Lag Raha Hai ??

Shambhuji : Bahut Achchha Lag Raha Hai ..

Cameraman : Cut It .. We will Do It Again In Five Minutes ..

Reporter : Kya yaar .. Ise Kuch Lines Do Yaar, Ise To Har Baat Me Achchha Lagta Hai..(glamour.raaafatrola.com)

Man : Roz Daaru Pikar Girta Hai, Parso Gater Me Gira Tha, Hum dono Saath Gire The, Tab To Kisi Ne Nahi Puchha,

Aaj Dekho Saale Koo..

Super Star Gaurav ( Arjun ) threatened From Don's Call

Arjun : Sir, Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Mai Target Kiya Jaa Raha Hu, Kyoki Mai Minority Group Kaa Hu Naa.. Sir

Commissioner : Minority Group, Mr. Arjun Khanna Aap Minority Group Ke Kaise ho Sakte Hai ??

Arjun : Sir Puri Industry Me Khans Majority Me hai, Unko Chhod ke Bas Amitji, Abhishek Aur Mai ..

Commissioner : Haa

Arjun : Yes Sir,

Commissioner : Mr. Khanna Ye S.I. Jaisingh Hai, Aapka Case Ye Hi Handel Karenge, Aap Befrik Rahe We will crack

This.

Arjun : Sir, Mujhe Kuch Hoga To Nahi Naa Sir .

Commissioner : Are, Aap Hero Log Hai, Hamari Filmo Me Kabhi Hero Ko Kuch Hota hai Kya ??

Arjun : Kabhi - Kabhi Hota Hai Naa Sir.

Commissioner : Agar Khuda na Khasta Apko Kabhi Kuch Ho Gaya To, Mai Aapko Yakin Dilata Hu Ki Hum Un Logo

Ko Chodenge Nahi .(glamour.raafatrola.com)

Arjun : Sir Ye Aap Kya ..

Commissioner : Just Relax, Aap Apne Kaam Par Jaiye Aapko Kuch Nahi Hoga ..

Arjun : Thank You Sir, Thank You Very Much Sir..
Thank You ,, Thank You ..

Commissioner : Ye Hamare Hero Hai, Ak Phone Aaya aur Pet Kharab Ho Gaya ..

Jaisingh : Shanti Nagar Ke Ladke Hai, Masti Kar Rahe Hai, Patawardhan ko Malum Hai.

Commissioner : Usko Bolo Ki Ye Band Karwaye, Nahi to Ye Ghadi - Ghadi Phone Karke Hamara Wakt Barbad

Karega ..

Jaisingh : Right Sir ..

Cast and Their Profile: 

Nasseruddin Shah

Anupam Kher

Jimmy Shergill

Movie Details : 

A Wednesday!