Dil Chahta hai

Some of the funny , humorous dialogues from dil chahta hai

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main roz takiye pe thodi baithta hoon

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Kya hua? Koi mar gaya kya? Haan! Tum.

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kisi ko kuch na bata
tera koi bharosa nhi
ajj poja kal koi dujaa.

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Mom dad, this is pooja,Pooja this is my mom and my dad.
and this is your mom and your dad !!

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Sid:Haan toh?

Sameer gives confused look...

Sid:Sameer,No Please abh sab kuchh hone ke baad please yeh mat kehna ki tu usse chaahne lagaa hai...
Sameer nods positively trying to say..yeah u got it!!lol

Akash peeping into his VAIO...says..Dekh sameer mujhe koi shaq nahi ki tujhe usse pyaar hua hai....par utna hi yakeen iss baat ka hai ke 3 mahine baad tujhe kisi aur se pyaar hoga..(sid and akash giggles)..

Sameer:nahi yaar akash,this time am serious.

Akash:achcha...

Sameer:Aaj tak jo ladkiya meri zindagi mein aayi unhe mein chahta toh bahot tha lekin galti se uss chaahat ko pyaar samajh baitha...

Sid:Aur Tu Pooja se pyaar karta hai?(baffled look)...

Sameer:yehi toh problem..

Akash:Meri Maan..kisise kuchh mat keh....tera koi bharosa nahi....aaj pooja kal koi dujaa...hahahaha

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Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !

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Dialogues and Scene Videos : 

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amir: tum kahan ja rahi ho?
prity: ye flight Sydney jati hey!!!
amir: ha lekin tum kahan ja rahi ho??
prity: Sydney!
amir: kitni ajib baat hey, hum tino Sydney ja rahein hey..
prity: tino??
amir: tum, mein aur yeh flight!!

Watch this interesting Proposal by Aamir Khan to Priety Zinta in dil chahta hai when she was about to get married to some one else , realy fantastic performance by aamir and priety zinta in this scene 
Dialogues 
Mujhse shaadi karogi
agar mein kahun mein tum se pyar karta hun, tab bhi nahi
shaalini mein tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karta hun
meri har saans meri har dhadkan mere har pal mein tum ho sirf tum ho shalini
mujhe yakeen hai ki mein sirf isliye janma hun ki tumse pyar kar sakun
tum sirf isliye ki ik din meri ban jao
tum meri ho shaalini
aur tum agar apne dil se poochhogi to jaan logi ki mein sach kah rahaa hun

Watch this friendship emotional scene and dialogue from dil chahata hai

Mujhe maaf kar de yaar.
Maafi to mujhe bhi maangni chahiye.
kisi aur din maang lena, aaj meri baari hai.
Tu bilkul nahi badla haan?.
Haan! Waise bhi perfection ko improve karna mushkil hota hai.
Kahan hai, kab mil sakta hai?
Aaj, abhi, isi waqt, just turn around.

Watch scene of Saif after betrayel by Kriestien

Most funny and hilarious scene and dialogue from dail chahta hai, saif afraid of his girlfriend 
Sameer: Oh my god! Main Priya ko phone karna bhool gaya She is gonna kill me
Sid: Tu Priya se itna darta kyon hai
Sameer: Yaar main us se darta nahi hoon I love her aur main use dukh nahi pahunchana chahta use khona nahi chahta main

Aakash: Sameer, meri samajh main yeh nahi aata tu use bardasht kaise karta hai girlfriend kam aur boss jyada lagti hai
Sameer: Aakash is waqt mujhe tumhari Vishesh Tippani ki nahi tumhari madad ki zaroorat hai. Kya karoon ab.
Sid: Tujhe kya lagta hai
Aakash: Main batata hoon to use phone laga aur maafi maang aur use bol kit u aakash se fir kabhi nahi milega.
Sameer: Shut up man aakash tu janta hai main aisa nahi karoonga
Aakash: Kahin use dukh na pahunche kahin tu use kho na de. Ha ha ha Christ.
Sameer: Tu kabhi nahi sudharega na. Sameer tu itni si baat ko itna serious kyon bana raha hai. Just relax….Relax use phone laga baat kar sab theek ho jayega. Ok.
Sameer: Hiie Pri…ya
Sameer: Haan main
Sameer: Magar vo
Sameer: Suno to
Sameer: Tumne to
Sameer: Lekin main
Sameer: Kab se keh