- At his hand: Saale jahan Amol Palekar banna chahiye, wahan Shakti Kapoor banjata hai
- Jisne bhi socha ki mein darr gaya, woh saala arthi pe apna ghar gaya
- Main nahi darta maut se, maut darti hai mujshe
- Jo mein bolta hoon woh mein karta hoon, joh mein nahi bolta.. woh main definitely karta hoon!
- Apun ka fatka, char sau chalis ka jatka
- Rathore.. Vikram Rathore.. Naam sunte hi pichawade mein bhukamp aa gaya naa?
- In the film, when a girl asks Akshay Kumar: Na toh Shahrukh jaisi personality hai, Na hi Hrithik ki tarha charming ho, na toh Aamir ki tarha cute ho, aur nahi Salman ki tarha body hai. Akshay replies: Aap Khiladi ko bhool gayi!
- Jab main marta hoon, admi marta nahi, seedha upar pahoonch jata hai
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Rowdy Rathore Dialogues
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Jaanwar
Lagaam Hai, Jisse INSAANIYAT Kehte Hain"
Monday, February 20, 2012
GURU DIALOGUES ( PAANCH MINUTE SCENE)
Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.
Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi.
Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.
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Sunday, February 19, 2012
3 Idiots Funny Balatkar Speech (By Chatur (Silencer))

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D
tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo …aaj
agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai ..to uska
shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe
..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really you are
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe
balatkar kiye ………umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege ..hami to
aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar
kaisi kar sakta hai …….…inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is
kaabil bunaya hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi
inse seeke ..seeke inse seeke ….
aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge
..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka
naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki
shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein
nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra
Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski
hamein sakht zaroorat thi …Stan ..stan hota sabi ke paas hai ..sab
chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stan is balatkari
purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai
Is swarn awsar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai……uthmam dadddad
padam..Madhyam padam thuchchuk thuchchuk….kanistham thudthudiya
padam..sud sudi pran katakammm !!! aaaha
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Shahrukh Khan Dialogues
"Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"
Devdas
"Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ..."
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."
Mohabbatein
"Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..."
Baadshah
"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar hota hai"
Dil Se
"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"
Deewana
"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"
Duplicate
"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"
Baazigar
"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"
Yes Boss
"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"
Anjaam
"door gagan mein ek tara mujhko lagta hai pyaara..mujhko mera tara dede maa mujhe vo tara dede…"
"It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain."
"Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain."
"aap bhi kamaal karti hain maa, abhi abhi to apne mujhe beta bola, aur ek hi pal mein paraya kar diya..."
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
"Mar Gaya Rahul"
"Main Pyar wyar mein yakheen hi nahin karta"
"Rahul...naam to suna hoga?"
Dil To Pagal Hai
"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"
"Yes Boss"
Yes Boss
"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"
Baazigar
"Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"
Darr
"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"
Duplicate
"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"
Deewana
"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"
Dil Se
"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar ho hai"
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"
Baadshah
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